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Gun Demotivational Poster


TAGS: state trooper guns
Rating: 4.74/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:43 am
i wonder if she is his new hero?
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:43 pm
What was my wife doing in Kansas?
Iconoclast - October 25, 2011, 11:43 pm
And ......... she got no ticket. He just told her to drive carefully and have a nice day.

GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.2/5

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Vanner - September 23, 2013, 3:14 am
Nearly 10000 deaths by firearms un the US, 38 in the UK, even given that America is five times out population i know which odds i'll take.. Have a nice day ya'll, hope you survive it...
NuttunButt - July 28, 2012, 6:56 pm
Coward committed suicide leaving me not only to suffer from all of my many traumatic injuries, but all of the financial cost and hardship as well. Burn in Hell Louis Osbaldo Saldivar(Chicago)
NuttunButt - July 28, 2012, 6:54 pm
I have been mowed down by a car head on by a drunk driver who crossed over into my lane of traffic while I was on my Harley and I think I would much rather be sh** with what has become of my life.
steve1961 - July 28, 2012, 5:02 pm
A bat won't jam and putting barbed wire around a gun won't make it anymore lethal. Therefore, guns are for wimps. ;)
spacedog - July 28, 2012, 4:02 pm
Well... Let's agree to disagree. But what the hey, ignore me since I'm Canadian. Here is a link to an American point of view. http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-meaningless-arguments-against-gun-control/
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 1:12 pm
You beat me to it. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Russell_Weller . And don't forget that Colorado graciously allows its serfs to carry pistols, but the theatre didn't. If anyone else had been armed he could have been stopped in moments.
Cyberhagen - July 28, 2012, 12:56 pm
Meant "guns are *not* the only dangerous thing out there.."
Cyberhagen - July 28, 2012, 12:55 pm
If he had a car, he could easily have mowed down tens of people. Let's not pretend this isn't a valid argument. Guns are the only dangerous thing out there, nor are they the most dangerous. Not a single sh** was fired on 9-11 but over 3,000 died that day.
lordblackdragon - July 28, 2012, 10:35 am
If the Colorado shooter had had a bat, he would have only been able to kill one or two people. Lets not pretend this is a valid arguement.
lordblackdragon - July 28, 2012, 10:34 am
If teh Colorado shooter had had a bat, he would have only been able to kill one or two people. Lets not pretend this is a valid arguement.

HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet


THIS - is Gun Control

TAGS: guns illegals
Rating: 4.03/5

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Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:03 am
this poster is 3 years old, with 60 other comments.. I think the subject has been covered adequately
tugtramp - August 20, 2012, 5:53 am
b***e Sheriff John Walsh told the Montana Standard "This Never Happened"
Buzzramjet - August 20, 2012, 1:53 am
Ever wonder why gun nuts have to make up stories to justify their guns? Nothing wrong with owning guns so why lie and make up idiocy like this?
pzykosiz - April 29, 2011, 12:00 am
it kind of a shame he's not around to hear that
Sean - April 28, 2011, 11:46 pm
Oh yeah?!!! LogicDude. You take that back!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
policy would be to build an effective barrier and kick out the illegals. That allows more room for legal immigration which is good for the US. Is it right that folks who follow the law should not be allowed in because some a** jumped the fence? No.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Having about 33% of our prison systems filled with illegals isn't anecdotal. True the hard evidence is hard to come by because we can't track them since they broke the law by coming here or staying beyond their VISAs. A legitimate advancement of social
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:02 pm
Like the uselessness of anecdotal "evidence" when it comes to legitmately advancing social policy.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
people to shoot at and it ends up distracting from the issues that need to be addressed.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
Sean, I thought the discussion went on to the topics. However, constrained to this story: I think that creating a false story diminishes the validity of the very real problems the story is trying to draw attention to. Falsehoods just create a target for
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:03 pm
In that case sean, the author should have made the villians bacon stealing zombies. That'd get everyone's attention!!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 1:05 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:31 am
intended, not whether or not the intended audience is xenophobic. Please keep that straight.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:30 am
Thanks WTFO, but they addes that additional made up detail to make the story extra scary to those they thought would be extra scared of illegal immigrants. All of your verbiage cannot change that. And I'm talking about what the author of this myth ...
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
Canada is when Americans cross illegally and place a strain on your system.
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
definition, because their very entry into this country was a crime. Again, I don't defend a made up story, but concern over illegals in the US is a valid issue that hasn't been addressed properly. After the left destroy the US, we'll see how welcoming
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:53 pm
people in the US don't fear immigration but welcome it. This debate is about illegal immigrants, which is vastly different. The people you incorrectly identify as xenophobes actually just want our immigration laws obeyed. Illegals aliens are criminals by
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:51 pm
Interesting choice of words, Sean. xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners. That is a complete distortion the media uses regarding the illegal immigration debate. If you've bought into that, then let me shed the light of truth on the argument. Most
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
I must agree with Sean here. Labeling them "criminals" would have been enough. Bringing up their immigration status is a cheap sh**.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:56 pm
And calling them black would have be too obvious a tactic, these days.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:55 pm
The vast majority of murders in America are committed by Americans. The made-up superfluous detail of their immigration status is a deliberate act to pander to the xenophobia of the intended audience.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 11:54 pm
Sean, I already agreed that this story isn't factual. Yes, it raises 2 points 1) pro 2nd Amendment, and 2) anti-illegal immigration. Both are valid view-points. A google search on San Francisco and murder committed by illegals gives you answers of why.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:56 pm
AIRMAN Current master of the snopesifake. *snickers*
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:54 pm
LD ... neve happy unless he's fighting a war on two fronts.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:52 pm
*cop shop (no bad pun intended)
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
run down to the cap shop to report near-crimes.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
The parent is "aiming," the kid is discharging at random. To me the whole question is pretty much empirical. Scaring off would be a**ailants is a huge consideration as well and one that's very hard to get good data on. For starters, people don't ...
Bah - November 20, 2009, 6:10 pm
Sean - as long as you'll include the shooting of intruders without complaint as well, you won't hear many complaints from conservatives about "weeding", as you put it. Any parent that doesn't teach their kids gun control is aiming for a Darwin Award.
MustyK - November 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
Well done Airman. 5 furry-ones for the little girl !!
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:27 pm
In the US, how many thousands are sh** by their own family? You come across as a frightened, conspiracy nut, retard.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
and the slide is locked back or the cylinder is open or the receiver is open and the magazine out, unless that gun is in small pieces it is loaded. I have followed his rules for 30yrs and have yet to have an AD incident.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Ya know, I love guns. Have since I was small. My granddaddy had 2 very simple rules for gun handling. Rule 1, Never point a gun at anyone unless you are gonna kill them right then and there. Rule 2, Guns are always loaded, even if you just unloaded it
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:54 pm
I don't have any problems with that, it's just not for me.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:37 pm
during deer season two years ago
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:36 pm
I'm a gun nut, as are most people out here. and the only gun accident that happend out here was an american tourist shooting his friend
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I'm also not the gun nut that my step-dad is. Figure a hunting rifle, duty pistol, varmint rifle and a sh**gun is about all I need. I'd like a concealable weapon, but the truth is, I'd use a laptop a whole lot more.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 1:20 pm
I should have snoped it, but I didn't. but i agree with Canada. Actually, I'm enjoying the discussions. FYI, I don't even own a gun. My dad has 4 families share
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:11 pm
Oh Sean...if only you didn't have the US as a buffer between Canada and Mexico! THEN you would understand our xenophobia. Of course to Mexicans I say "if only you didn't have us to buffer you from Canada" but that's best left for another day.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:07 pm
Of course anecdotal evidence is useless for this kind of a debate to begin with.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
the tale's other agenda.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
No one ever said this story couldn't be true, WTFO. And in fact I called for more kids to be left home alone with more guns. Strange how you let that pass without comment. But the fear-mongering part of it -- two illegal aliens!!!! -- tips us off to
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 12:51 pm
I was wondering why I hadn't heard about this. Turns out Snopes says it never happened, at least not in b***e, not on that date.
boeweizer - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am
ok so they're illegal immagrants and in montana does that make them canadian? sure that have spanish sounding names but idk i think they're canandian
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:11 am
Landing right in the middle. Anyone know where I could dig up numbers on children killed by the parents guns vs intruders killed by armed home owners? I'm a big fan of the 2nd Amendment, Armed citizens discourage government zeal. Just curious on the #s
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:34 am
This particular story might not be true but the message is sweet. 5L
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:55 am
It does feel good to let loose with a solid 3 pane rant. Once in a while, you need to confront insanity with facts or you'll fall prey to the stress. Don't get addicted like me though. People start to get pissy. HA. Night, Bone.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:19 am
Well now that my heart is beating like a SOB I think I should hit the sac...night all.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Christ almighty that's my first 3 panel rant *sigh*...but d*** it felt good!
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:11 am
Irony WTFO, just pure irony!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:09 am
BTW, well said Bone.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:08 am
intruders into their homes. One, a 17 yr old who killed 2 of 4 armed home invaders. The other, an 11 yr old boy who killed 2 home invaders with a .22-caliber rifle. Seems the same point intended from the above story is exemplified by your proof its false.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
Solidarity forever comrade BoneCD!!!!!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
It's hilarious to me that so many of you cited snopes for this story. It is absolutely true that the story above isn't supported by facts. However, in the exact link you post to discredit the thought, there are 2 stories of kids shooting and killing
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:59 pm
The rest of your arguments are all bull sh1t...and yes, this story is all bull ****.
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:57 pm
rubber banded to it just in case someone tries to pull a "In Cold Blood" on me. 5. I have a right to keep and bare arms to keep the federal gov from taking over!
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
1. Gun control only limits the number of guns for law abiding citizens...not criminals. 2. more than half the deaths that you read in statistics are from suicide. 3. Conceal carry in FLA cut crime by 1/3rd. 4. I have a sh**gun with 4 shells (cont)
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Conservatives don't leave any publicity venue unused.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 10:25 pm
So not only was this a wordyfake, but it wasn't even true and was really a politifake in disguise? This kind of thing would be perfect for the forum, not for making a poster.
kato_eclipse - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm
You should know its fake because the guy never mentioned FOX. Its a made up story to prove a useless point. Although Everyone needs a gun as well as a fire extinguisher. Emergencies are a way of life. http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.a
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:17 pm
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
loaded furearms. Let the herd cull the herd, so to speak.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
So this is a myth, but one that feels the need to identify the thugs as illegal aliens. Like their immigration status is at all relevant. Though of course I happen to think that there aren't enough kids left alone in houses with readily available
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 8:52 pm
Sure. But why was an 11 year old left at home alone in the first place?
Derek - November 19, 2009, 7:27 pm
That, was pro-gun propaganda, and a myth. www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp Got to be suspicious when the brand name of the firearm is mentioned and when it's not in the mainstream news.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:24 pm
Cool Motifake and I agree with the sentiment but story is not true. Check it out at www.snopes.com http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:22 pm
thats awesome. Completely agree. The **** that makes the news is the kid who calls 911 when his mom has a stroke. Boring! i would enjoy seeing this on the news.

ASIANS - Used to swords...

TAGS: asian dumb gun
Rating: 1.74/5

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none - April 7, 2009, 12:33 am
yea if you look at it closely, hes right handed, and finger is straight and off the trigger, hence why you dont see his finger on the barrel and why he looks like hes holding the gun stupidly.
barockeva - November 5, 2008, 6:32 am
Right handed. This man is.
actually - July 17, 2008, 12:23 pm
you're supposed to have your trigger finger along the barrel...
Anonymous - June 11, 2008, 3:46 pm
Actually, that's how you're supposed to hold a gun before you're ready to fire. It's safety, but good try.

ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.

TAGS: sniper spotter rifle gun
Rating: 4.9/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one sh**, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it

GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!

TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.41/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm

MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.

TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


TAGS: gun buy back quotation
Rating: 4.53/5

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premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?

TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.

GUN CONTROL - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.

TAGS: gun control neighbor arms
Rating: 4.51/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:44 pm
If burglars are after guns, they'll know which house to break into.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:43 pm
All It's For Is Info Grab.

REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems

TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


TAGS: carjack armed gun police
Rating: 4.1/5

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shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm
if this is true thats great and awesome

SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.

Guns -

TAGS: guns british
Rating: 4.13/5

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plodtser - August 16, 2015, 9:16 am
Without guns you would all be dead and the Native Americans would still have their land, just sayin'
GaryO - September 25, 2013, 8:40 am
Huh, so nuthin’ much has changed since 1812. Brits still can’t aim worth a shyt.
Vanner - September 25, 2013, 3:04 am
As i said on another Motifake. Nearly 10000 deaths from firearms in the US, 38 in the UK, even taking into account their population is five times ours i still know which odds i'll take. Guns don't kill but letting psychos have them does..
Bolverk3778 - July 21, 2013, 2:24 pm
A lot of us Brits can use firearms with accuracy unfortunately the Govmnt are scared that we'll stage a coup, so they will not let us defend ourselves.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:53 am
HAH! Excellent. …I love the Brits….can’t go their govmnt. 5L


TAGS: nra guns ph**ography home intrusion
Rating: 4.76/5

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djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:11 pm
or "How to take the craziest, scared faces ever!!!" xx
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:13 am
5 double ***s from a Patron Life member.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Perfect, a 5 gold rounds for you

BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.

COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people


TAGS: squirting squirt guns
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:19 pm
It's no anime, but it does raise an eyebrow.

AL CAPONE - A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther


TAGS: preparedness rifles guns
Rating: 4.03/5

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rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


TAGS: trigger discipline gun gunnie
Rating: 4.94/5

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fgd051943 - October 12, 2013, 3:57 pm
Trigger discipline on an unconnected electric weed-eater. That's about as safe as you can get, even if you do slip.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm
As someone who has worked in the lawn care business; you should always exercise trigger safety with a weed-eater. If you slip up those can slice up your leg pretty bad.

911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.

TAGS: 911 pistol gun police
Rating: 3.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:33 pm
I don't carry a gun on my persons but I do carry a five inch combat knife. I do keep a loaded Smith And Wesson 357 in my dresser drawer at all times. There's a time and a place for everything.
Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm
Anyone who buys this idiocy is an idiot. Once the gun is pulled on you and pointed at your face do you really think you can pull yours out fast enough before his bullet hits you between the eyes?
GySgt1811a - February 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Comment? No need.
CloudchaserS - February 5, 2012, 10:01 am
I dare anyone who sees this to make an argument against that logic. Also, No Holds Barred by Sir Mix-A-Lot easily goes with this

COMPLEXITY - Sometimes the coolness is worth it.

TAGS: complex gun
Rating: 4.78/5

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wolfaussie - September 6, 2013, 3:24 am
It does exist. http://www.horstheld.com/0-Spain.htm
falloutghoul - August 11, 2012, 7:08 pm
Don't tell me this...thing, actually works. O_O

JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.

TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


TAGS: pistorius gun murder wife
Rating: 4.67/5

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MashiMashi - February 18, 2013, 10:02 pm
Rise of the CYBORGS
Brawler - February 15, 2013, 10:22 am
Oscar said in court: "I wanted to take her out, so.... I took her out":D
ughomer - February 14, 2013, 4:31 pm
How profound is this???



TAGS: savages sword gun stoneage
Rating: 4.82/5

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RonE - April 30, 2011, 10:11 am
Cool, thanks for the replay, was just curious is all. Mucho appreciated. Seems it is more of a make the intent clear by a**ociation and/or by explanation. Makes sense. Sorry bout the added fuss.
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 8:41 am
Rational is when the regs make fun it's playful mate we all know Im joking when i make fun about someone's heritage, but when someone we don't know comes along spewing racism, it's bad, really bad.
Reality Lord - April 30, 2011, 8:17 am

and with that folks, maybe we can move it along from this thread. nothing to see here....just a dead body is all.
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:42 am
The rationale RonE, is the distinction between entertainment and hate... intent is everything
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:33 am
I think I should clarify why? Been following for a while, just prefer to understand what is and is not acceptable before I even attempt to submit anything. Gotta have a feel for a place/people and that does not happen going to a site once or twice.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:19 am
Pardon me, I know this should be a dead issue, but... I don't see much difference between WillH's comments and many of the comments regulars make here. Not trying to stir the puddin' but as a follower of this site I'd like to understand the rationale.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:20 am
That's not sarcasm......Seriously well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:19 am
Well played grandpa.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:12 am

Sorry. Usually banning is a private matter. This member disrespected so many people I felt his fate should be public. I am sure he will resurface uner another name.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:10 am

Hi WillH, welcome to motifake WillH, what WillH? You like hearing WillH spoken here? Guess what WillH? Oh, sorry WillH. I guess WillH status here will prevent WillH from reading this. Too bad. WillH sure if fun to type. Good bye WillH. WillH is banned.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:45 am
By the way, the poster's fine. Nice play on words.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:42 am
"jealousy" ... say what?
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:54 pm
Oh, and I never thought you could say "Will" with a lisp until today.
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
He is at least mentally. It is somewhat fun to see these critters pop their head up now and then. Soon the mole will be whacked with the banhammer, then we wait for the next one.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:34 pm
Good God man, i hope for the sake of everyone that you are 12.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:33 pm
Well isn't it nice when we refer to a fellow motifake user as a sicko towel-head Idiot who is jealous... good thing we don't take online things personally, you would do well not to go around being passive aggressive.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:32 pm
Sorry did not get past my name. I love seeing people use my name. Thanks.
Feasibly - April 29, 2011, 11:26 pm
WillH's comments serve as a good example of why it would be nice to have a questionaire for potential new members to have to answer prior to becoming a member. For example: Does the term "towel head" strike you as being funny? If they answer, yes. oopsy
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:25 pm
thats ok WillH, they make sick posters and comments about women on here and thats ok, its not "racist" just idiotic and a show of jealousy of them.
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:24 pm
lol... married...and loyal. =)
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:21 pm
I don't see it as a racist term. I do like the some what personal attack. I think you can do better.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:13 pm
It's a racist term. And do you see a "towel head" in the pic, moron?
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:04 pm
Where is the race card being played? I just talked about their favorite head gear.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 10:59 pm
Drop dead, racist. Now.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 10:43 pm
Shoot all those towel headed bastards
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
rough me up baby
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:28 pm
as always Sniper--- perfecto. 5 slashes for u.
TheOne - April 29, 2011, 5:44 pm
Airman - April 29, 2011, 12:35 pm
crankyhead - April 29, 2011, 11:17 am
Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:04 am
5 all the way!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:58 am


PROTECTION - A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.

TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)

PROVERB - Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.


TAGS: gun rules
Rating: 4.68/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:10 am
Five stars for the AMT Hardballer.
ICEMAN - May 7, 2011, 1:00 am
Been there... Done that... :
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:23 pm

yup...that5 about right.

MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!

TAGS: cute chick ammo guns ***y
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.

MISSED A TURN - According to this, we are on the Highway to the Danger Zone

TAGS: top gun map
Rating: 4.29/5

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Squatchinator - December 29, 2010, 4:47 pm
HOW TO LAND A JET "Man, these read like stereo instructions!"
CarlRedifi - February 18, 2010, 4:17 pm
Haha, Awesome one ^^

CHINA - This is why they lose wars.

TAGS: china war funny hilarious gun guns wars losers
Rating: 3.24/5

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javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:25 pm
i think the guy straight back from the middle is using a bolt action sniper rifle... if so he is at the very least going to be backing up when he fires it, if not falling off.
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:07 pm
too bad they werent using these yet when the invaded tibet.
mathiusdragoon - March 18, 2009, 5:07 pm
hey ax, there are some Korean and Vietnam veterans that would beg to differ with you.
Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:30 pm
Stop, in the name of the law! I said stop! Stop walking away!
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm
actually the current people´s republic of china has technically never been in any international armed conflicts, so. your point is pretty much irrelevant.


TAGS: navy minigun gatlinggun funny military
Rating: 4.66/5

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MPsniper - July 8, 2013, 7:54 pm
gosh...i seem to remember MAKING THIS POSTER.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm
d*mn lag
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm
d*mn lag
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm

single post?
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:31 pm

single post?
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm
Any excuse will do
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm
Any excuse will do
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm
Same here
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm
Same here
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:12 pm

d*** lag. this is why i suck at online gaming.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm

Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm


BATMAN WITH A GUN - Is like a hurricane arming itself with a tornado

TAGS: batman gun
Rating: 4.24/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 2:55 am
This was the original Batman. Back in Detective Comics, he carried a gun and didn't carry the morals he does now. They later changed him to a superhero who doesn't kill. Honestly, I prefer the one who isn't a murderer. Comic book nerd out...
steve1961 - July 17, 2012, 11:16 am
Good to know...irrelevant but good to know...
onescientistsss - July 17, 2012, 11:02 am
a hurricane does create tornado inside itself


TAGS: ginger guns redhead sh**tyz
Rating: 3.73/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his a** with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm

awesome sh**ty!!

DEER HUNTING - Need I say more?

S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….

TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


OLD PAINLESS - The following scene has been rated M for Manly. May cause a deepening of the vocal cords, sudden hair growth in the chest area and the ONLY time a man is permitted to cry at a movie

GUN PHONE - May Not Have Apps... But I Still Want It

TAGS: phone gun funny
Rating: 3.95/5

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pzykosiz - January 19, 2011, 1:22 am
so you want to kill someone? we have an app for that
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 1:00 am
Is this poster a poor marketing strategy, or just a subtle example of a creative black hole?

GUNS - If guns dont kill people, people kill people.... Then does that mean toasters dont toast toast. Toast toast toast???

TAGS: guns
Rating: 2.64/5

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Budog - November 22, 2011, 12:21 am
@ Moooooo, made me LMFAO !!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 7:59 pm
But, what about the waffles...the poor innocent waffles.
Budog - November 21, 2011, 6:32 pm
Toast does not toast toast. People use the toaster to toast bread to make toast...
america4guns - November 19, 2011, 5:17 pm
Toasters toast bread, then the bread becomes toast. Just saying.
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 10:21 pm
mmmmmmmm grill cheese kegodeath thats the sh*t my drunk a** is going to make some right meow
keg0death - November 18, 2011, 9:04 pm
Toaster don't just toast, lay it on its side for grilled cheese :D
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 7:35 am
would that make a toaster a poster??
usmc650736 - November 17, 2011, 11:13 pm
No, it's saying that toasters don't toast toast. PEOPLE toast toast. Toasters are made for toasting things, including poptarts. Just because people choose to use it for toast doesn't mean that it's only for making toast.
TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 9:01 pm
hooray bullets
philbob - November 17, 2011, 6:05 pm
Guns dont kill people they are the instrument used to direct the bullet... bullets kill people..
TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 2:15 pm
Some people have a motifake account but don’t make posters not mentioning any names but there initials are CommonSenseIsUncommon lol ;)
Captainglobehead - November 17, 2011, 1:03 pm
I DO, however, have a pencil that can't spell worth a d***. I mean, it can't be ME, right?
CommonSenseIsUncommon - November 17, 2011, 12:56 pm
This is not an accurate comparison. Guns don't kill people without a person to shoot the gun. Toasters do not toast anything without a person to operate the toaster.
TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 11:33 am
thank ;-)
Captainglobehead - November 17, 2011, 9:19 am
I love the question "Toast toast toast?" 5 slices, b***ered.
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 8:19 pm
I thought it was cool to use the word TOAST 5 time in one sentence LOL
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 8:12 pm
I have a lot of guns, and carry. I shoot them in my back yard ALL THE TIME It Is a joke ABOUT A FUNNY PIC ;)
RonE - November 16, 2011, 4:50 pm
egads.. person...
RonE - November 16, 2011, 4:50 pm
Seriously? Like guns, they do not do anything, unless a PEARSON uses the item.

7.62 - Because shooting twice is just silly.

TAGS: sniper guns target
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:28 pm
50 Caliber because if you can shoot them through a well it's just gravy!
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:24 pm
do you....know how to read & use a mil-dot reticle? lets all break out our "mil-dot masters".

HAPPINESS - Comes In The Form Of An Automatic Shotgun

TAGS: gun kid
Rating: 4.54/5

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crazzyd77 - December 18, 2012, 1:22 pm
Now tell him he can't go out to play!
rerun - December 2, 2010, 7:10 pm

underwear, Hanes if he has been really good.
Airman - December 2, 2010, 7:08 pm
that means socks, doesn't it?
rerun - December 2, 2010, 6:53 pm

too bad you are Jewish......
CANADA - December 2, 2010, 6:51 pm
I want one for christmas!
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 5:11 pm
This is much better


TAGS: pararescue pj awesome military gun
Rating: 2.63/5

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Aent K - July 16, 2009, 9:49 pm
having support pole in hid a** cant help


TAGS: guns weapons
Rating: 4.31/5

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sear3489 - May 4, 2011, 10:14 pm
what about cheese
Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:45 pm

add bacon and you have paradise. :)

KIDS WITH GUNS! - it's never to early to learn how to kill zombies!

TAGS: girl gun zombie
Rating: 3.3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2013, 5:24 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 1:00 pm
That is slightly disturbing.


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.46/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get sh** if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind f*** posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release b***on springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.



TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


TAGS: girl gun field cheater
Rating: 3.69/5

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The Goat - February 5, 2010, 7:00 pm
you 'coming out' is probably why she got the gun in the first place!

Attitude -

TAGS: war gun rifle marine usa
Rating: 2.89/5

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derk91 - July 13, 2011, 8:38 pm
omg! Bad Company put this in there game just like COD did! sniper hav been doin this b4 COD and BBC knew about it.
Limeman - August 20, 2008, 12:43 pm
Omg! Real-Life Battlefield Bad Company!

MINIGUN - Approximately 1000-6000 rounds per minute. Could you ask for more? Yes. You probably could. Do you need more? No. Probably not.

Guns don't kill people! -

TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.07/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm
People kill people!

2ND ADMENDMENT - When our freedom to bear arms is taken away, what will stop them from taking the rest of them?

TAGS: guns freedom
Rating: 3.9/5

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falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:47 pm
Tell that to the Bill of Rights. Your 2nd Amendment is safe.

FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN - When You Absolutely, Positively, Have To Kill Every Mo'Fo'In The Room.

TAGS: fully auto sh**gun
Rating: 3.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:59 pm
Firefly for the win!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:05 pm
"I call her 'Vera'" -Jayne
GySgt1811 - February 12, 2010, 5:23 pm
"Pukin' Beulah, V2.0" I think I just came a little bit... And at my age.

HUMILIATION - because dying isn't bad enough

HAPPINESS - is a dog and a warm gun.

TAGS: military gun dog navy
Rating: 3.94/5

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szo850 - December 24, 2012, 4:57 am
That and killing other human beings, right?


TAGS: robber fail gun funny heist
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:03 am
Really like the choice of words. 5L

IN THE NAME - of the Father, the Son, and the HOLY SHIT!!!!

TAGS: priest gun
Rating: 3.58/5

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CANADA - January 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Perfect caption!

KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted

THINKING - is for the weak !

TAGS: think fail stupid gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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pratham - January 3, 2012, 12:27 pm
Thank you for your thoughts.
MPsniper - January 2, 2012, 7:03 pm
great ph**o. needs a better caption.

GUNS - if guns kill people then I can blame spelling errors on my pencil

TAGS: gun
Rating: 4.07/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:54 am

against spell check?
Me_ - April 15, 2010, 3:10 pm
It is not guns that kill people it is small pieces of metal going at high speeds that kill people. Just throw a gun at someone and see if they die.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 12:00 am
Firearms have a great many uses. Some good some evil, just like those behind the trigger. They are not inherently evil.
crankyhead - April 14, 2010, 11:00 pm
what else you gonna do with a gun?

GOING POSTAL - Get them before they get you


US NAVY - Cos you can't have too much Firepower

TAGS: guns usa navy
Rating: 3.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:06 pm
Sittin' duck!

THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.

TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has

Hump Day -

TAGS: camel gun hump day
Rating: 4.56/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:46 am
hump day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptMickeyd - August 21, 2013, 1:42 pm
My name is Mike. Now think about the Geico commercial.


DILLON MINIGUN - For when it positively, definitely has to be dead five minutes ago.

TAGS: dillon minigun
Rating: 4.75/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:41 pm
Good luck with that on something that can burn a hundred rounds in two seconds. Individual targeting kinda goes out the window. On the other hand, at that rate, Quantity possesses a quality all its own.
steve1961 - July 24, 2013, 6:44 pm
You only need one round per customer...
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 4:57 pm
only problem is that there's only MAYBE a hundred rounds in that one... "bbzzzzzzt!" Well that was fun. time to reload."


TAGS: gun control
Rating: 4.28/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:22 am
kill that b**** nig
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:42 am
This has been used... in similar fashion. But what I liked was the closing line. You took predictability, and stacked unny onto it. Well played.

M2 .50 MACHINE GUN - Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda nifty.


YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes

SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...

TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

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Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?

WHITE TRASH - An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.

TAGS: redneck white trash gun trailer
Rating: 2.73/5

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P - March 25, 2009, 7:31 am
He's also VERY badly dressed, or is that normal for this particular part of your country?
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 4:44 pm
He's going to recycle those cans into a new house.
BuzzBomb - September 10, 2008, 5:09 pm
Going by the sign, I'd say he's Shed Trash as opposed to Trailer or White.
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 12:34 am
YES he does! lol
RnR - August 1, 2008, 3:38 pm
but he DOES recycle

WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !

TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

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confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm


TAGS: life russian roulette guns
Rating: 3.54/5

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Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:24 pm
That's usually the goal of suicide, Escher.
Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:14 am
It's what hand-guns are best at.
Hey - March 15, 2009, 5:51 pm
Do ya feel lucky?
Escher - January 17, 2009, 11:20 pm
I....am speechless. Anyone that would use a .454 Casull for a self-inflicted gunsh** wants to make d*** sure they're dead.


TAGS: gun belt fed m60
Rating: 3.5/5

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ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!

THE PEN - ... DEFINITELY Mightier Than The Sword

TAGS: pen gun mightier sword
Rating: 4.83/5

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holymoly - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
I worked for a guy who brought one back from Afghanistan. 9mm I think.Called an "Assassin's Pen" Very cool
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 1:33 pm
He he he... If you really wanted one, you could probably search on youtube to make one yourself or even buy one from "not so legal websites". Personally, I think everyone would be better off without one, though !
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:29 am
rerun - January 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

I want one of these

PEACE - Guns are needed to enforce it

TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.29/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:49 pm
You inability to draw a peace sign straight TOTALLY gives the impression you competently understand how it works... No really! :P

DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!

YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you

TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor p******* or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm
I dont get it...


TAGS: minigun solution crazy
Rating: 4.47/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 8:43 pm
a hammer is good enough for Tyreese (Walking Dead comic) it's good enough for me.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:15 pm
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.


TAGS: zombie apocalypse girl pink gun
Rating: 4.11/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 4:24 pm
That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 2:24 pm
my daughter, at age 12, completed army small arms firing school and qualed with M-16 rifle.
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 10:28 am
Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 8:16 am
trigger discipline...5 loaded magazines for you young lady

CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey

TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm

AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.

TAGS: aa12 sh**gun army
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.

AS MUCH AS THIS FAILS.. - It's probably a Win, too.

TAGS: gun big fail win
Rating: 4.16/5

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awgiedawgie - August 25, 2011, 6:49 am
Frankly, I don't see any fail here - I see all win. I'd love the chance to shoot that gun! But then I'm not the one who's worried that Jenna Jameson will be laughing at me.
rerun - June 2, 2011, 1:19 am

read the comment you just made @ 7:42PM.
whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 10:48 pm
Read username, Dip****.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 11:27 pm
The second thing you said ... I mean c'mon, my previous comment clearly says "one inch apart" NOT three and a half. Derrrrr.
whocares0 - April 30, 2011, 11:00 pm
Personal experience, or is that just you being pissed?
forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:22 am
I'd pay for a picture like that! (not very much, but I'd pay!)
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:42 pm
No. It's all FAIL. Posing with more gun than you can handle is like getting a pic taken with Jenna Jameson where she's winking and holding up her thumb and forefinger an inch apart.

THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.

TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor *** ***y intercourse
Rating: 3.5/5

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Derek - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Clearly it's "Guinness for Stwengf" and not "Guinness for brains, politesse, respect or wit"
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:36 pm
Dammit Zed.... you're just an unhearalded timmy.... Derek is the limpd1ck... quitt livin' a lah... rip when you've been ripped.... not a MOMENT SOONER, A55HAT.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:33 pm
Strangely enough, remind me of the video for the song *Keine Lust*
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yeah, but they're also smart enough NOT to have NASCAR.
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:26 pm
Every other 1st world country has people who eat like this and has national health care.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:50 pm
If we talk no politics, I'll make yours a double, friend!
Todd Snyder - October 9, 2009, 8:40 pm
5 lions from a serious foodie - dude, gotta get me one of them! ag what up, home slice?
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:12 pm
And your point is wha.............. uuuuuuurghhhh.... call.... a.... doctor?!?!?

HELL HATH NO FURY... - Its true

TAGS: gun
Rating: 3.23/5

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MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!

TAGS: monkey with sh**gun
Rating: 3.17/5

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Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with sh**guns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?

MY DAUGHTER - She WILL be home by curfew


TAGS: excess control food military gun
Rating: 4.82/5

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MPsniper - January 27, 2012, 5:07 am
the whole nine yards