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Gun Demotivational Poster


TAGS: state trooper guns
Rating: 4.74/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:43 am, #225443
i wonder if she is his new hero?
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:43 pm, #225382
What was my wife doing in Kansas?
Iconoclast - October 25, 2011, 11:43 pm, #225349
And ......... she got no ticket. He just told her to drive carefully and have a nice day.

GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.2/5

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Vanner - September 23, 2013, 3:14 am, #249936
Nearly 10000 deaths by firearms un the US, 38 in the UK, even given that America is five times out population i know which odds i'll take.. Have a nice day ya'll, hope you survive it...
NuttunButt - July 28, 2012, 6:56 pm, #237811
Coward committed suicide leaving me not only to suffer from all of my many traumatic injuries, but all of the financial cost and hardship as well. Burn in Hell Louis Osbaldo Saldivar(Chicago)
NuttunButt - July 28, 2012, 6:54 pm, #237810
I have been mowed down by a car head on by a drunk driver who crossed over into my lane of traffic while I was on my Harley and I think I would much rather be sh** with what has become of my life.
steve1961 - July 28, 2012, 5:02 pm, #237803
A bat won't jam and putting barbed wire around a gun won't make it anymore lethal. Therefore, guns are for wimps. ;)
spacedog - July 28, 2012, 4:02 pm, #237799
Well... Let's agree to disagree. But what the hey, ignore me since I'm Canadian. Here is a link to an American point of view. http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-meaningless-arguments-against-gun-control/
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 1:12 pm, #237795
You beat me to it. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Russell_Weller . And don't forget that Colorado graciously allows its serfs to carry pistols, but the theatre didn't. If anyone else had been armed he could have been stopped in moments.
Cyberhagen - July 28, 2012, 12:56 pm, #237791
Meant "guns are *not* the only dangerous thing out there.."
Cyberhagen - July 28, 2012, 12:55 pm, #237790
If he had a car, he could easily have mowed down tens of people. Let's not pretend this isn't a valid argument. Guns are the only dangerous thing out there, nor are they the most dangerous. Not a single sh** was fired on 9-11 but over 3,000 died that day.
lordblackdragon - July 28, 2012, 10:35 am, #237787
If the Colorado shooter had had a bat, he would have only been able to kill one or two people. Lets not pretend this is a valid arguement.
lordblackdragon - July 28, 2012, 10:34 am, #237786
If teh Colorado shooter had had a bat, he would have only been able to kill one or two people. Lets not pretend this is a valid arguement.

HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet


THIS - is Gun Control

TAGS: guns illegals
Rating: 4.03/5

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Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:03 am, #238561
this poster is 3 years old, with 60 other comments.. I think the subject has been covered adequately
tugtramp - August 20, 2012, 5:53 am, #238550
b***e Sheriff John Walsh told the Montana Standard "This Never Happened"
Buzzramjet - August 20, 2012, 1:53 am, #238547
Ever wonder why gun nuts have to make up stories to justify their guns? Nothing wrong with owning guns so why lie and make up idiocy like this?
pzykosiz - April 29, 2011, 12:00 am, #217593
it kind of a shame he's not around to hear that
Sean - April 28, 2011, 11:46 pm, #217592
Oh yeah?!!! LogicDude. You take that back!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am, #139975
policy would be to build an effective barrier and kick out the illegals. That allows more room for legal immigration which is good for the US. Is it right that folks who follow the law should not be allowed in because some a** jumped the fence? No.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:04 am, #139973
Having about 33% of our prison systems filled with illegals isn't anecdotal. True the hard evidence is hard to come by because we can't track them since they broke the law by coming here or staying beyond their VISAs. A legitimate advancement of social
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:02 pm, #139405
Like the uselessness of anecdotal "evidence" when it comes to legitmately advancing social policy.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm, #139402
people to shoot at and it ends up distracting from the issues that need to be addressed.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm, #139401
Sean, I thought the discussion went on to the topics. However, constrained to this story: I think that creating a false story diminishes the validity of the very real problems the story is trying to draw attention to. Falsehoods just create a target for
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:03 pm, #139089
In that case sean, the author should have made the villians bacon stealing zombies. That'd get everyone's attention!!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 1:05 pm, #139072
Sean FTW.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:31 am, #139057
intended, not whether or not the intended audience is xenophobic. Please keep that straight.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:30 am, #139055
Thanks WTFO, but they addes that additional made up detail to make the story extra scary to those they thought would be extra scared of illegal immigrants. All of your verbiage cannot change that. And I'm talking about what the author of this myth ...
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm, #138944
Canada is when Americans cross illegally and place a strain on your system.
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm, #138943
definition, because their very entry into this country was a crime. Again, I don't defend a made up story, but concern over illegals in the US is a valid issue that hasn't been addressed properly. After the left destroy the US, we'll see how welcoming
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:53 pm, #138942
people in the US don't fear immigration but welcome it. This debate is about illegal immigrants, which is vastly different. The people you incorrectly identify as xenophobes actually just want our immigration laws obeyed. Illegals aliens are criminals by
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:51 pm, #138941
Interesting choice of words, Sean. xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners. That is a complete distortion the media uses regarding the illegal immigration debate. If you've bought into that, then let me shed the light of truth on the argument. Most
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm, #138454
I must agree with Sean here. Labeling them "criminals" would have been enough. Bringing up their immigration status is a cheap sh**.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:56 pm, #138430
And calling them black would have be too obvious a tactic, these days.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:55 pm, #138428
The vast majority of murders in America are committed by Americans. The made-up superfluous detail of their immigration status is a deliberate act to pander to the xenophobia of the intended audience.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 11:54 pm, #138230
Sean, I already agreed that this story isn't factual. Yes, it raises 2 points 1) pro 2nd Amendment, and 2) anti-illegal immigration. Both are valid view-points. A google search on San Francisco and murder committed by illegals gives you answers of why.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:56 pm, #138184
AIRMAN Current master of the snopesifake. *snickers*
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:54 pm, #138183
LD ... neve happy unless he's fighting a war on two fronts.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:52 pm, #138182
*cop shop (no bad pun intended)
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm, #138181
run down to the cap shop to report near-crimes.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm, #138180
The parent is "aiming," the kid is discharging at random. To me the whole question is pretty much empirical. Scaring off would be a**ailants is a huge consideration as well and one that's very hard to get good data on. For starters, people don't ...
Bah - November 20, 2009, 6:10 pm, #138174
Sean - as long as you'll include the shooting of intruders without complaint as well, you won't hear many complaints from conservatives about "weeding", as you put it. Any parent that doesn't teach their kids gun control is aiming for a Darwin Award.
MustyK - November 20, 2009, 5:45 pm, #138168
Well done Airman. 5 furry-ones for the little girl !!
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:27 pm, #138151
In the US, how many thousands are sh** by their own family? You come across as a frightened, conspiracy nut, retard.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:06 pm, #138147
and the slide is locked back or the cylinder is open or the receiver is open and the magazine out, unless that gun is in small pieces it is loaded. I have followed his rules for 30yrs and have yet to have an AD incident.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:03 pm, #138146
Ya know, I love guns. Have since I was small. My granddaddy had 2 very simple rules for gun handling. Rule 1, Never point a gun at anyone unless you are gonna kill them right then and there. Rule 2, Guns are always loaded, even if you just unloaded it
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:54 pm, #138129
I don't have any problems with that, it's just not for me.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:37 pm, #138123
during deer season two years ago
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:36 pm, #138122
I'm a gun nut, as are most people out here. and the only gun accident that happend out here was an american tourist shooting his friend
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:27 pm, #138120
I'm also not the gun nut that my step-dad is. Figure a hunting rifle, duty pistol, varmint rifle and a sh**gun is about all I need. I'd like a concealable weapon, but the truth is, I'd use a laptop a whole lot more.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 1:20 pm, #138118
I should have snoped it, but I didn't. but i agree with Canada. Actually, I'm enjoying the discussions. FYI, I don't even own a gun. My dad has 4 families share
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:11 pm, #138115
Oh Sean...if only you didn't have the US as a buffer between Canada and Mexico! THEN you would understand our xenophobia. Of course to Mexicans I say "if only you didn't have us to buffer you from Canada" but that's best left for another day.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:07 pm, #138113
Of course anecdotal evidence is useless for this kind of a debate to begin with.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm, #138111
the tale's other agenda.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm, #138110
No one ever said this story couldn't be true, WTFO. And in fact I called for more kids to be left home alone with more guns. Strange how you let that pass without comment. But the fear-mongering part of it -- two illegal aliens!!!! -- tips us off to
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 12:51 pm, #138106
I was wondering why I hadn't heard about this. Turns out Snopes says it never happened, at least not in b***e, not on that date.
boeweizer - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am, #138087
ok so they're illegal immagrants and in montana does that make them canadian? sure that have spanish sounding names but idk i think they're canandian
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:11 am, #138051
Landing right in the middle. Anyone know where I could dig up numbers on children killed by the parents guns vs intruders killed by armed home owners? I'm a big fan of the 2nd Amendment, Armed citizens discourage government zeal. Just curious on the #s
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:34 am, #138018
This particular story might not be true but the message is sweet. 5L
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:55 am, #138004
It does feel good to let loose with a solid 3 pane rant. Once in a while, you need to confront insanity with facts or you'll fall prey to the stress. Don't get addicted like me though. People start to get pissy. HA. Night, Bone.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:19 am, #137999
Well now that my heart is beating like a SOB I think I should hit the sac...night all.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:15 am, #137996
Christ almighty that's my first 3 panel rant *sigh*...but d*** it felt good!
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:11 am, #137993
Irony WTFO, just pure irony!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:09 am, #137991
BTW, well said Bone.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:08 am, #137990
intruders into their homes. One, a 17 yr old who killed 2 of 4 armed home invaders. The other, an 11 yr old boy who killed 2 home invaders with a .22-caliber rifle. Seems the same point intended from the above story is exemplified by your proof its false.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am, #137989
Solidarity forever comrade BoneCD!!!!!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am, #137988
It's hilarious to me that so many of you cited snopes for this story. It is absolutely true that the story above isn't supported by facts. However, in the exact link you post to discredit the thought, there are 2 stories of kids shooting and killing
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:59 pm, #137986
The rest of your arguments are all bull sh1t...and yes, this story is all bull ****.
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:57 pm, #137985
rubber banded to it just in case someone tries to pull a "In Cold Blood" on me. 5. I have a right to keep and bare arms to keep the federal gov from taking over!
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:55 pm, #137984
1. Gun control only limits the number of guns for law abiding citizens...not criminals. 2. more than half the deaths that you read in statistics are from suicide. 3. Conceal carry in FLA cut crime by 1/3rd. 4. I have a sh**gun with 4 shells (cont)
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:35 pm, #137960
Conservatives don't leave any publicity venue unused.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 10:25 pm, #137956
So not only was this a wordyfake, but it wasn't even true and was really a politifake in disguise? This kind of thing would be perfect for the forum, not for making a poster.
kato_eclipse - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm, #137943
You should know its fake because the guy never mentioned FOX. Its a made up story to prove a useless point. Although Everyone needs a gun as well as a fire extinguisher. Emergencies are a way of life. http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.a
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:17 pm, #137931
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm, #137930
loaded furearms. Let the herd cull the herd, so to speak.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm, #137929
So this is a myth, but one that feels the need to identify the thugs as illegal aliens. Like their immigration status is at all relevant. Though of course I happen to think that there aren't enough kids left alone in houses with readily available
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 8:52 pm, #137928
Sure. But why was an 11 year old left at home alone in the first place?
Derek - November 19, 2009, 7:27 pm, #137914
That, was pro-gun propaganda, and a myth. www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp Got to be suspicious when the brand name of the firearm is mentioned and when it's not in the mainstream news.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:24 pm, #137913
Cool Motifake and I agree with the sentiment but story is not true. Check it out at www.snopes.com http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:22 pm, #137912
thats awesome. Completely agree. The **** that makes the news is the kid who calls 911 when his mom has a stroke. Boring! i would enjoy seeing this on the news.

ASIANS - Used to swords...

TAGS: asian dumb gun
Rating: 1.74/5

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none - April 7, 2009, 12:33 am, #71247
yea if you look at it closely, hes right handed, and finger is straight and off the trigger, hence why you dont see his finger on the barrel and why he looks like hes holding the gun stupidly.
barockeva - November 5, 2008, 6:32 am, #33611
Right handed. This man is.
actually - July 17, 2008, 12:23 pm, #9931
you're supposed to have your trigger finger along the barrel...
Anonymous - June 11, 2008, 3:46 pm, #5631
Actually, that's how you're supposed to hold a gun before you're ready to fire. It's safety, but good try.

ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.

TAGS: sniper spotter rifle gun
Rating: 4.9/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm, #239469
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm, #239235
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm, #223006
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm, #222950
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one sh**, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm, #222802
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it

GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!

TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm, #241700
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm, #220627
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm, #220626
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm, #220625
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm, #220624
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm, #220565

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm, #220536
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am, #220522
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am, #220519
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.41/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm, #237713

MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.

TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am, #223975
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am, #133322
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm, #131251
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm, #131164
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am, #131129
Brilliant. 5.

GUN CONTROL - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.

TAGS: gun control neighbor arms
Rating: 4.51/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:44 pm, #228048
If burglars are after guns, they'll know which house to break into.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:43 pm, #227631
All It's For Is Info Grab.

REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems

TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm, #183511
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm, #183497

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


TAGS: gun buy back quotation
Rating: 4.51/5

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premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm, #251760
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.


TAGS: carjack armed gun police
Rating: 4.1/5

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shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm, #209595
if this is true thats great and awesome

SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.

Guns -

TAGS: guns british
Rating: 4.13/5

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plodtser - August 16, 2015, 9:16 am, #262353
Without guns you would all be dead and the Native Americans would still have their land, just sayin'
GaryO - September 25, 2013, 8:40 am, #250005
Huh, so nuthin’ much has changed since 1812. Brits still can’t aim worth a shyt.
Vanner - September 25, 2013, 3:04 am, #250001
As i said on another Motifake. Nearly 10000 deaths from firearms in the US, 38 in the UK, even taking into account their population is five times ours i still know which odds i'll take. Guns don't kill but letting psychos have them does..
Bolverk3778 - July 21, 2013, 2:24 pm, #247969
A lot of us Brits can use firearms with accuracy unfortunately the Govmnt are scared that we'll stage a coup, so they will not let us defend ourselves.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:53 am, #247941
HAH! Excellent. …I love the Brits….can’t go their govmnt. 5L

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?

TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.52/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am, #223955
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am, #223951
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am, #223949
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


TAGS: nra guns ph**ography home intrusion
Rating: 4.76/5

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djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:11 pm, #216049
or "How to take the craziest, scared faces ever!!!" xx
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:13 am, #194682
5 double ***s from a Patron Life member.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm, #194370
Perfect, a 5 gold rounds for you

BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.

COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people


TAGS: squirting squirt guns
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:19 pm, #159681
It's no anime, but it does raise an eyebrow.

AL CAPONE - A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther


TAGS: preparedness rifles guns
Rating: 4.03/5

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rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm, #156754
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm, #156491
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


TAGS: trigger discipline gun gunnie
Rating: 4.94/5

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fgd051943 - October 12, 2013, 3:57 pm, #250348
Trigger discipline on an unconnected electric weed-eater. That's about as safe as you can get, even if you do slip.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm, #243155
As someone who has worked in the lawn care business; you should always exercise trigger safety with a weed-eater. If you slip up those can slice up your leg pretty bad.

911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.

TAGS: 911 pistol gun police
Rating: 3.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:33 pm, #248041
I don't carry a gun on my persons but I do carry a five inch combat knife. I do keep a loaded Smith And Wesson 357 in my dresser drawer at all times. There's a time and a place for everything.
Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm, #229277
Anyone who buys this idiocy is an idiot. Once the gun is pulled on you and pointed at your face do you really think you can pull yours out fast enough before his bullet hits you between the eyes?
GySgt1811a - February 6, 2012, 3:10 pm, #229018
Comment? No need.
CloudchaserS - February 5, 2012, 10:01 am, #228922
I dare anyone who sees this to make an argument against that logic. Also, No Holds Barred by Sir Mix-A-Lot easily goes with this

COMPLEXITY - Sometimes the coolness is worth it.

TAGS: complex gun
Rating: 4.78/5

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wolfaussie - September 6, 2013, 3:24 am, #249331
It does exist. http://www.horstheld.com/0-Spain.htm
falloutghoul - August 11, 2012, 7:08 pm, #238315
Don't tell me this...thing, actually works. O_O

JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.

TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm, #119249
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm, #93551
Well played.


TAGS: pistorius gun murder wife
Rating: 4.67/5

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MashiMashi - February 18, 2013, 10:02 pm, #243584
Rise of the CYBORGS
Brawler - February 15, 2013, 10:22 am, #243482
Oscar said in court: "I wanted to take her out, so.... I took her out":D
ughomer - February 14, 2013, 4:31 pm, #243472
How profound is this???


PROTECTION - A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.

PROVERB - Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.

TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm, #168240

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm, #168238
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm, #136396
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm, #136389
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm, #136388
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm, #136367
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm, #136366
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm, #136364
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm, #136363
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm, #136361
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm, #136359
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm, #136354
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm, #136353
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm, #136352
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm, #136295
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am, #136238
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


TAGS: gun rules
Rating: 4.68/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:10 am, #245640
Five stars for the AMT Hardballer.
ICEMAN - May 7, 2011, 1:00 am, #218212
Been there... Done that... :
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:23 pm, #218139

yup...that5 about right.

MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!

TAGS: cute chick ammo guns ***y
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm, #191739
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.

MISSED A TURN - According to this, we are on the Highway to the Danger Zone

TAGS: top gun map
Rating: 4.29/5

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Squatchinator - December 29, 2010, 4:47 pm, #208591
HOW TO LAND A JET "Man, these read like stereo instructions!"
CarlRedifi - February 18, 2010, 4:17 pm, #158887
Haha, Awesome one ^^

CHINA - This is why they lose wars.

TAGS: china war funny hilarious gun guns wars losers
Rating: 3.24/5

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javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:25 pm, #218445
i think the guy straight back from the middle is using a bolt action sniper rifle... if so he is at the very least going to be backing up when he fires it, if not falling off.
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:07 pm, #202303
too bad they werent using these yet when the invaded tibet.
mathiusdragoon - March 18, 2009, 5:07 pm, #66494
hey ax, there are some Korean and Vietnam veterans that would beg to differ with you.
Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:30 pm, #12248
Stop, in the name of the law! I said stop! Stop walking away!
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm, #11085
actually the current people´s republic of china has technically never been in any international armed conflicts, so. your point is pretty much irrelevant.


TAGS: navy minigun gatlinggun funny military
Rating: 4.66/5

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MPsniper - July 8, 2013, 7:54 pm, #247512
gosh...i seem to remember MAKING THIS POSTER.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm, #211456
d*mn lag
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm, #211455
d*mn lag
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm, #211454

single post?
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:31 pm, #211453

single post?
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm, #211444
Any excuse will do
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm, #211443
Any excuse will do
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm, #211442
Same here
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm, #211441
Same here
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:12 pm, #211385

d*** lag. this is why i suck at online gaming.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm, #211384

Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm, #211383



TAGS: savages sword gun stoneage
Rating: 4.83/5

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RonE - April 30, 2011, 10:11 am, #217753
Cool, thanks for the replay, was just curious is all. Mucho appreciated. Seems it is more of a make the intent clear by a**ociation and/or by explanation. Makes sense. Sorry bout the added fuss.
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 8:41 am, #217738
Rational is when the regs make fun it's playful mate we all know Im joking when i make fun about someone's heritage, but when someone we don't know comes along spewing racism, it's bad, really bad.
Reality Lord - April 30, 2011, 8:17 am, #217734

and with that folks, maybe we can move it along from this thread. nothing to see here....just a dead body is all.
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:42 am, #217729
The rationale RonE, is the distinction between entertainment and hate... intent is everything
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:33 am, #217727
I think I should clarify why? Been following for a while, just prefer to understand what is and is not acceptable before I even attempt to submit anything. Gotta have a feel for a place/people and that does not happen going to a site once or twice.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:19 am, #217726
Pardon me, I know this should be a dead issue, but... I don't see much difference between WillH's comments and many of the comments regulars make here. Not trying to stir the puddin' but as a follower of this site I'd like to understand the rationale.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:20 am, #217720
That's not sarcasm......Seriously well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:19 am, #217719
Well played grandpa.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:12 am, #217718

Sorry. Usually banning is a private matter. This member disrespected so many people I felt his fate should be public. I am sure he will resurface uner another name.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:10 am, #217717

Hi WillH, welcome to motifake WillH, what WillH? You like hearing WillH spoken here? Guess what WillH? Oh, sorry WillH. I guess WillH status here will prevent WillH from reading this. Too bad. WillH sure if fun to type. Good bye WillH. WillH is banned.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:45 am, #217716
By the way, the poster's fine. Nice play on words.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:42 am, #217715
"jealousy" ... say what?
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:54 pm, #217713
Oh, and I never thought you could say "Will" with a lisp until today.
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:52 pm, #217712
He is at least mentally. It is somewhat fun to see these critters pop their head up now and then. Soon the mole will be whacked with the banhammer, then we wait for the next one.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:34 pm, #217709
Good God man, i hope for the sake of everyone that you are 12.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:33 pm, #217708
Well isn't it nice when we refer to a fellow motifake user as a sicko towel-head Idiot who is jealous... good thing we don't take online things personally, you would do well not to go around being passive aggressive.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:32 pm, #217707
Sorry did not get past my name. I love seeing people use my name. Thanks.
Feasibly - April 29, 2011, 11:26 pm, #217705
WillH's comments serve as a good example of why it would be nice to have a questionaire for potential new members to have to answer prior to becoming a member. For example: Does the term "towel head" strike you as being funny? If they answer, yes. oopsy
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:25 pm, #217704
thats ok WillH, they make sick posters and comments about women on here and thats ok, its not "racist" just idiotic and a show of jealousy of them.
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:24 pm, #217703
lol... married...and loyal. =)
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:21 pm, #217702
I don't see it as a racist term. I do like the some what personal attack. I think you can do better.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:13 pm, #217701
It's a racist term. And do you see a "towel head" in the pic, moron?
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:04 pm, #217700
Where is the race card being played? I just talked about their favorite head gear.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 10:59 pm, #217699
Drop dead, racist. Now.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 10:43 pm, #217697
Shoot all those towel headed bastards
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 9:28 pm, #217693
rough me up baby
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:28 pm, #217684
as always Sniper--- perfecto. 5 slashes for u.
TheOne - April 29, 2011, 5:44 pm, #217676
Airman - April 29, 2011, 12:35 pm, #217634
crankyhead - April 29, 2011, 11:17 am, #217617
Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:04 am, #217609
5 all the way!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:58 am, #217606


BATMAN WITH A GUN - Is like a hurricane arming itself with a tornado

TAGS: batman gun
Rating: 4.24/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 2:55 am, #237619
This was the original Batman. Back in Detective Comics, he carried a gun and didn't carry the morals he does now. They later changed him to a superhero who doesn't kill. Honestly, I prefer the one who isn't a murderer. Comic book nerd out...
steve1961 - July 17, 2012, 11:16 am, #237366
Good to know...irrelevant but good to know...
onescientistsss - July 17, 2012, 11:02 am, #237365
a hurricane does create tornado inside itself

DEER HUNTING - Need I say more?


TAGS: ginger guns redhead sh**tyz
Rating: 3.73/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm, #247882
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm, #207737
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his a** with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm, #207703
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm, #207701

awesome sh**ty!!

S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….

TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm, #248283
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm, #215826
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm, #215825
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


OLD PAINLESS - The following scene has been rated M for Manly. May cause a deepening of the vocal cords, sudden hair growth in the chest area and the ONLY time a man is permitted to cry at a movie

GUN PHONE - May Not Have Apps... But I Still Want It

TAGS: phone gun funny
Rating: 3.95/5

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pzykosiz - January 19, 2011, 1:22 am, #210252
so you want to kill someone? we have an app for that
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 1:00 am, #210248
Is this poster a poor marketing strategy, or just a subtle example of a creative black hole?

GUNS - If guns dont kill people, people kill people.... Then does that mean toasters dont toast toast. Toast toast toast???

TAGS: guns
Rating: 2.64/5

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Budog - November 22, 2011, 12:21 am, #226038
@ Moooooo, made me LMFAO !!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 7:59 pm, #226024
But, what about the waffles...the poor innocent waffles.
Budog - November 21, 2011, 6:32 pm, #226023
Toast does not toast toast. People use the toaster to toast bread to make toast...
america4guns - November 19, 2011, 5:17 pm, #225964
Toasters toast bread, then the bread becomes toast. Just saying.
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 10:21 pm, #225938
mmmmmmmm grill cheese kegodeath thats the sh*t my drunk a** is going to make some right meow
keg0death - November 18, 2011, 9:04 pm, #225933
Toaster don't just toast, lay it on its side for grilled cheese :D
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 7:35 am, #225917
would that make a toaster a poster??
usmc650736 - November 17, 2011, 11:13 pm, #225906
No, it's saying that toasters don't toast toast. PEOPLE toast toast. Toasters are made for toasting things, including poptarts. Just because people choose to use it for toast doesn't mean that it's only for making toast.
TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 9:01 pm, #225903
hooray bullets
philbob - November 17, 2011, 6:05 pm, #225896
Guns dont kill people they are the instrument used to direct the bullet... bullets kill people..
TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 2:15 pm, #225893
Some people have a motifake account but don’t make posters not mentioning any names but there initials are CommonSenseIsUncommon lol ;)
Captainglobehead - November 17, 2011, 1:03 pm, #225890
I DO, however, have a pencil that can't spell worth a d***. I mean, it can't be ME, right?
CommonSenseIsUncommon - November 17, 2011, 12:56 pm, #225889
This is not an accurate comparison. Guns don't kill people without a person to shoot the gun. Toasters do not toast anything without a person to operate the toaster.
TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 11:33 am, #225888
thank ;-)
Captainglobehead - November 17, 2011, 9:19 am, #225880
I love the question "Toast toast toast?" 5 slices, b***ered.
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 8:19 pm, #225864
I thought it was cool to use the word TOAST 5 time in one sentence LOL
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 8:12 pm, #225863
I have a lot of guns, and carry. I shoot them in my back yard ALL THE TIME It Is a joke ABOUT A FUNNY PIC ;)
RonE - November 16, 2011, 4:50 pm, #225855
egads.. person...
RonE - November 16, 2011, 4:50 pm, #225854
Seriously? Like guns, they do not do anything, unless a PEARSON uses the item.

7.62 - Because shooting twice is just silly.

TAGS: sniper guns target
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:28 pm, #239470
50 Caliber because if you can shoot them through a well it's just gravy!
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:24 pm, #222800
do you....know how to read & use a mil-dot reticle? lets all break out our "mil-dot masters".

HAPPINESS - Comes In The Form Of An Automatic Shotgun

TAGS: gun kid
Rating: 4.54/5

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crazzyd77 - December 18, 2012, 1:22 pm, #241617
Now tell him he can't go out to play!
rerun - December 2, 2010, 7:10 pm, #205131

underwear, Hanes if he has been really good.
Airman - December 2, 2010, 7:08 pm, #205130
that means socks, doesn't it?
rerun - December 2, 2010, 6:53 pm, #205123

too bad you are Jewish......
CANADA - December 2, 2010, 6:51 pm, #205122
I want one for christmas!
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 5:11 pm, #205007
This is much better


TAGS: pararescue pj awesome military gun
Rating: 2.63/5

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Aent K - July 16, 2009, 9:49 pm, #96308
having support pole in hid a** cant help


TAGS: guns weapons
Rating: 4.31/5

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sear3489 - May 4, 2011, 10:14 pm, #218088
what about cheese
Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:45 pm, #217994

add bacon and you have paradise. :)

KIDS WITH GUNS! - it's never to early to learn how to kill zombies!

TAGS: girl gun zombie
Rating: 3.3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2013, 5:24 pm, #250299
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 1:00 pm, #250297
That is slightly disturbing.



TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.46/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm, #154580
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm, #154573

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm, #154569
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get sh** if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am, #104155
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm, #104067
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm, #103617
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm, #97119
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind f*** posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm, #97118
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm, #97117
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm, #97084
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm, #97078
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm, #97077
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release b***on springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm, #94533
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm, #91734
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm, #91695
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm, #91693
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm, #54076
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm, #54064
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am, #250202
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


TAGS: girl gun field cheater
Rating: 3.69/5

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The Goat - February 5, 2010, 7:00 pm, #156359
you 'coming out' is probably why she got the gun in the first place!

Attitude -

TAGS: war gun rifle marine usa
Rating: 2.89/5

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derk91 - July 13, 2011, 8:38 pm, #221361
omg! Bad Company put this in there game just like COD did! sniper hav been doin this b4 COD and BBC knew about it.
Limeman - August 20, 2008, 12:43 pm, #15707
Omg! Real-Life Battlefield Bad Company!

MINIGUN - Approximately 1000-6000 rounds per minute. Could you ask for more? Yes. You probably could. Do you need more? No. Probably not.

2ND ADMENDMENT - When our freedom to bear arms is taken away, what will stop them from taking the rest of them?

TAGS: guns freedom
Rating: 3.87/5

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falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:47 pm, #237866
Tell that to the Bill of Rights. Your 2nd Amendment is safe.

FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN - When You Absolutely, Positively, Have To Kill Every Mo'Fo'In The Room.

TAGS: fully auto sh**gun
Rating: 3.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:59 pm, #255498
Firefly for the win!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:05 pm, #239087
"I call her 'Vera'" -Jayne
GySgt1811 - February 12, 2010, 5:23 pm, #157661
"Pukin' Beulah, V2.0" I think I just came a little bit... And at my age.

HUMILIATION - because dying isn't bad enough

HAPPINESS - is a dog and a warm gun.

TAGS: military gun dog navy
Rating: 3.94/5

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szo850 - December 24, 2012, 4:57 am, #241810
That and killing other human beings, right?


TAGS: robber fail gun funny heist
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:03 am, #251393
Really like the choice of words. 5L

IN THE NAME - of the Father, the Son, and the HOLY SHIT!!!!

TAGS: priest gun
Rating: 3.58/5

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CANADA - January 4, 2010, 7:02 pm, #150171
Perfect caption!

KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted

THINKING - is for the weak !

TAGS: think fail stupid gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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pratham - January 3, 2012, 12:27 pm, #227217
Thank you for your thoughts.
MPsniper - January 2, 2012, 7:03 pm, #227197
great ph**o. needs a better caption.

GUNS - if guns kill people then I can blame spelling errors on my pencil

TAGS: gun
Rating: 4.07/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:54 am, #183094

against spell check?
Me_ - April 15, 2010, 3:10 pm, #171488
It is not guns that kill people it is small pieces of metal going at high speeds that kill people. Just throw a gun at someone and see if they die.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 12:00 am, #171367
Firearms have a great many uses. Some good some evil, just like those behind the trigger. They are not inherently evil.
crankyhead - April 14, 2010, 11:00 pm, #171360
what else you gonna do with a gun?

GOING POSTAL - Get them before they get you


US NAVY - Cos you can't have too much Firepower

TAGS: guns usa navy
Rating: 3.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:06 pm, #240940
Sittin' duck!

THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.

TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am, #67856
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm, #66464
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm, #39415
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am, #33252
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has

Hump Day -

TAGS: camel gun hump day
Rating: 4.56/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:46 am, #256008
hump day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptMickeyd - August 21, 2013, 1:42 pm, #248888
My name is Mike. Now think about the Geico commercial.


DILLON MINIGUN - For when it positively, definitely has to be dead five minutes ago.

TAGS: dillon minigun
Rating: 4.75/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:41 pm, #248074
Good luck with that on something that can burn a hundred rounds in two seconds. Individual targeting kinda goes out the window. On the other hand, at that rate, Quantity possesses a quality all its own.
steve1961 - July 24, 2013, 6:44 pm, #248040
You only need one round per customer...
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 4:57 pm, #248036
only problem is that there's only MAYBE a hundred rounds in that one... "bbzzzzzzt!" Well that was fun. time to reload."


TAGS: gun control
Rating: 4.28/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:22 am, #215408
kill that b**** nig
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:42 am, #215088
This has been used... in similar fashion. But what I liked was the closing line. You took predictability, and stacked unny onto it. Well played.

M2 .50 MACHINE GUN - Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda nifty.


SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...

TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

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Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am, #108676
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am, #53259
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am, #9710
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?

WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !

TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm, #251046
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am, #250010
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm, #245536
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm, #245515
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm, #245504
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm, #244113
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm, #237578
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm, #232408


TAGS: life russian roulette guns
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:24 pm, #115806
That's usually the goal of suicide, Escher.
Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:14 am, #104075
It's what hand-guns are best at.
Hey - March 15, 2009, 5:51 pm, #65983
Do ya feel lucky?
Escher - January 17, 2009, 11:20 pm, #52657
I....am speechless. Anyone that would use a .454 Casull for a self-inflicted gunsh** wants to make d*** sure they're dead.


TAGS: gun belt fed m60
Rating: 3.5/5

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ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!

THE PEN - ... DEFINITELY Mightier Than The Sword

TAGS: pen gun mightier sword
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Rick69

holymoly - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm, #227332
I worked for a guy who brought one back from Afghanistan. 9mm I think.Called an "Assassin's Pen" Very cool
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 1:33 pm, #227323
He he he... If you really wanted one, you could probably search on youtube to make one yourself or even buy one from "not so legal websites". Personally, I think everyone would be better off without one, though !
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:29 am, #227320
rerun - January 5, 2012, 7:30 pm, #227305

I want one of these

PEACE - Guns are needed to enforce it

TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by BL4CKL1GH7

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:49 pm, #226594
You inability to draw a peace sign straight TOTALLY gives the impression you competently understand how it works... No really! :P

WHITE TRASH - An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.

TAGS: redneck white trash gun trailer
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by TJ - 51

P - March 25, 2009, 7:31 am, #67833
He's also VERY badly dressed, or is that normal for this particular part of your country?
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 4:44 pm, #45537
He's going to recycle those cans into a new house.
BuzzBomb - September 10, 2008, 5:09 pm, #20320
Going by the sign, I'd say he's Shed Trash as opposed to Trailer or White.
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 12:34 am, #16017
YES he does! lol
RnR - August 1, 2008, 3:38 pm, #12250
but he DOES recycle

YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you

TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am, #118565
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor p******* or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm, #118384
I dont get it...


TAGS: minigun solution crazy
Rating: 4.47/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 8:43 pm, #254260
a hammer is good enough for Tyreese (Walking Dead comic) it's good enough for me.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:15 pm, #246749
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.


TAGS: zombie apocalypse girl pink gun
Rating: 4.11/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 4:24 pm, #228888
That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 2:24 pm, #228882
my daughter, at age 12, completed army small arms firing school and qualed with M-16 rifle.
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 10:28 am, #228868
Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 8:16 am, #228862
trigger discipline...5 loaded magazines for you young lady

CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey

TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm, #138894

AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.

TAGS: aa12 sh**gun army
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by rambukk

agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm, #205979
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm, #205954
Even better with the drum magazine.

MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!

TAGS: monkey with sh**gun
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Rexman

Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm, #242869
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm, #173937
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am, #147499
Monkeys with sh**guns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am, #147497
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am, #147492
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am, #147489
is that the trunk monkey?

DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!

MY DAUGHTER - She WILL be home by curfew



TAGS: army combat flipflop ammo guns
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by IxCHIEFxI

IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:26 am, #216765
How about one more vote huh guys?
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm, #216725
LOL. that and the pool sharks, because some guys just don't care. :|
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:38 pm, #216722
hey them flip flops are the only thing standing between you and the fugliest fungus in the shower bay. ESSENTIAL Eqpt.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:28 pm, #216715
yeah I thought I was so cool when I took this picture...then I realized something stood out.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm, #216696
love this
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:17 pm, #216682
who needs boots right?

SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...

TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

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GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm, #252478
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm, #252477
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm, #252476
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm, #252475
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.

HELL HATH NO FURY... - Its true

TAGS: gun
Rating: 3.23/5

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TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm, #248176
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am, #242286
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning sh**..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm, #242271
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am, #242251
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!

SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".